MORNING MUSUME. A3 SIZE. BLACK INK ON PAPER
Every morning without fail, whatever the weather I walk all my pets.
A pet has undeniable needs that even an Owner cannot ignore.
This is partly because ownership of a woman pet is conditional.
The conditions are - keep pet happy, safe and secure, preferably on a short leash.
Provide these basic needs for her and you can justifiably demand everything from her.
Break this basic rule and you have a mindless, souless unhappy creature called a 'slave'.
Here at Petgirls we demand more joviality and more humour.